narcissism at its finest.
To recap my day (at least, what I remember)
I'm a prepubescent boy in the body of an 18 year old woman. Hi, I'm Georgia.
I go to a fart school called Pratt for Graphic Design.
I was once a time traveler, but my power was taken away because I harvested creatures from different dimensions and forced them to mate, now I can only move forward at regular speed.
I wear a wolf head as a hat. Yes, the wolf is real. I met him on a quest, we became fast friends until he betrayed me and I was forced to execute him.
I associate the sound of walking through mud with the sound of manatees masturbating.
My family was raped by badgers, but I forgave them because they make such good cheesecake.
